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What I Learned My First Semester of College

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:40:30 +0200

What I Learned My First Semester of College:

So, I’m finally home. There’s this awful thing I do where I rush through everything I’m doing, and count the days till it’s over and then I regret it. And that’s pretty much how I spent my first se…

Best piece about what to expect during your first semester of college EVER.

fuckyeahgermanshepherds: Screamin German Shepherd performing ‘I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:28:26 +0200

fuckyeahgermanshepherds:

Screamin German Shepherd performing ‘I put a yell on you’ by 4you2c on Flickr.

tomhardyvariations: This Means War | set photos |...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:57:18 +0200

tomhardyvariations:

This Means War | set photos | nostalgia

According to the movie’s costume designer Sophie De Rakoff, Tom’s blue dress shirt was custom made. Thank you, unknown tailor. #blueshirtofperfection

Imagining how he smells..

I had a dream that I hugged Beyonce and I cried. Now, I’m going to convince myself that it...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:22 +0200

I had a dream that I hugged Beyonce and I cried. Now, I’m going to convince myself that it actually happened

fuckyeahgermanshepherds: _DSC0364 by LauraXJayne on Flickr. I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:00:57 +0200

fuckyeahgermanshepherds:

_DSC0364 by LauraXJayne on Flickr.

I can’t wait to go over to Sara’s to eat her food, flirt with her little brother, and play with her dogs.

Thank you to my step-aunt for posting pictures of her nasty-ass pregnant belly. I needed motivation...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:09:14 +0200

Thank you to my step-aunt for posting pictures of her ~~nasty-ass~~ pregnant belly. I needed motivation to get offline and you did just that

Facts

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:30:46 +0200

44 days left until the Beyonce concert.

I am almost done with my first year of college.

My phone works now.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:16:54 +0200

oceannist: Victoria amazonica is a species of flowering plant,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:11:53 +0200

oceannist:

Victoria amazonica is a species of flowering plant, the largest of the Nymphaeaceae family of water lilies. It is native to the shallow waters of the Amazon River basin.

The species has very large leaves, up to 3 m in diameter, that float on the water’s surface on a submerged stalk, 7 - 8 m in length.

The flowers are white the first night they are open and become pink the second night. They are up to 40 cm in diameter, and are pollinated by beetles.

Today, I felt the urge to be a cyber bully. That’s right, I fucked your mom. You fucking...

Wed, 15 May 2013 08:33:20 +0200

Today, I felt the urge to be a cyber bully.

That’s right, I fucked your mom. You fucking piece of trash. WHORE! Basic-ass hoe!

I hope you feel offended and have to cry yourself to sleep. I mean that.

dear everyone who finds tom hardy unattractive: u ok? love, a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 04:24:21 +0200

dear everyone who finds tom hardy unattractive:

u ok?

love,

a concerned citizen

Coworker: Sabrina, why are you so upset?

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:24:34 +0200

Coworker: Sabrina, why are you so upset?
Me: I woke up from my second nap and I was all sweaty.
Coworker: Second nap?
Me: Wut?

Nobody understands my struggles.

cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:23:48 +0200

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:16:52 +0200

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

My love life in one picture

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:08:43 +0200

My love life in one picture

Photo

Thu, 09 May 2013 08:55:11 +0200

So I am in the process of starting a Hammock Club at school and...

Wed, 08 May 2013 05:26:00 +0200

So I am in the process of starting a Hammock Club at school and all I’m getting back is positive feedback. 137, and getting more every minute! I am so happy that everyone is happy about the same things I am and we can all share our love of napping outdoors together. Seriously, I’ve been spasin out for the past half hour and it just feels so happy. Today, was a good day.

monetizeyourcat: unimpressedcats: the ham … it’s… it’s ……...

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:33:25 +0200

monetizeyourcat:

unimpressedcats:

the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh

i love when cats’ programming glitches out

How did they discover that their cat freaks out when ham is placed on their head?

I was so happy, I twerked.

Sat, 04 May 2013 06:57:44 +0200

I was so happy, I twerked.

Photo

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:32:25 +0200