Thank you to my step-aunt for posting pictures of her
nasty-ass pregnant belly. I needed motivation to get offline and you did just that
44 days left until the Beyonce concert.
I am almost done with my first year of college.
My phone works now.
Today, I felt the urge to be a cyber bully.
That’s right, I fucked your mom. You fucking piece of trash. WHORE! Basic-ass hoe!
I hope you feel offended and have to cry yourself to sleep. I mean that.
- Coworker: Sabrina, why are you so upset?
- Me: I woke up from my second nap and I was all sweaty.
- Coworker: Second nap?
- Me: Wut?
- Nobody understands my struggles.