Description: A way for a teenage female to express herself, while feeling like someone is listening. Will most definitely contain memories of her year in Italy, as well as her love of food, muscular men, and German shepherds.
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I can’t wait to go over to Sara’s to eat her food, flirt with her little brother, and play with her dogs.
Thank you to my step-aunt for posting pictures of her nasty-ass pregnant belly. I needed motivation to get offline and you did just that
Facts
44 days left until the Beyonce concert.
I am almost done with my first year of college.
My phone works now.
Victoria amazonica is a species of flowering plant, the largest of the Nymphaeaceae family of water lilies. It is native to the shallow waters of the Amazon River basin.
The species has very large leaves, up to 3 m in diameter, that float on the water’s surface on a submerged stalk, 7 - 8 m in length.
The flowers are white the first night they are open and become pink the second night. They are up to 40 cm in diameter, and are pollinated by beetles.
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Today, I felt the urge to be a cyber bully.
That’s right, I fucked your mom. You fucking piece of trash. WHORE! Basic-ass hoe!
I hope you feel offended and have to cry yourself to sleep. I mean that.
dear everyone who finds tom hardy unattractive:
u ok?
love,
a concerned citizen
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- Coworker: Sabrina, why are you so upset?
- Me: I woke up from my second nap and I was all sweaty.
- Coworker: Second nap?
- Me: Wut?
- Nobody understands my struggles.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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